Divers authorities have speculated - why is it that the common mass of people so adore the rotten, the awful, the trite? In a remote laboratory, two genuine warlocks, Ben R. Williams and Greg Morrison, will look Popular Taste dead in the eye, and hold a scalpel to its bloated gullet. They will read America's most popular books. They will ridicule the New York Times Bestseller list. They will destroy their reputations, and follow a terrible book even into a rotting grave. This, good people, is Canon Fodder.
PLEASE NOTE: Canon Fodder is intended for mature goddamn audiences.
PLEASE NOTE: Canon Fodder is intended for mature goddamn audiences.
#16: The Bridges of Madison County
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#15: Eat Pray Love
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#14: The Christmas Sweater
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#13: The Tommyknockers
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#12: Heaven and Mel
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#11: Go Ask Alice
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#10: 23 Minutes in Hell
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#9: Water for Elephants
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#8: The Notebook
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#7: First Step 2 Forever
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BONUS #2: An Announcement
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#6: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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#5: The Secret
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#4: 50 Shades of Grey
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BONUS: Cows
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#3: Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man
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#2: The DaVinci Code
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#1: Twilight
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A special thank-you to my dear friend Ryan Browning for the use of his song "Destroyer." To check out more of Ryan's music, go to the Sewn Together Records website and check out On the Cooling Board and Mountain Empire. And while you're there, download some of the other albums and consider making a donation!
