Celebrity Tune-Up
Watch eight of your favorite old, fat, washed-up celebrities get the shit beaten out of them for “charity!” Tonight, 1980s stand-up star “Porky” Landers gets pushed down three flights of stairs... but will it be enough to top former soap opera heartthrob Peter Menarche getting hit in the goddamn face with a hammer and thrown off the top of the Space Needle?
Retards, Inc.
Three developmentally disabled brothers made a small fortune when they invented a groundbreaking new kind of backscratcher. Now, watch their lives fall to shambles as they’re destroyed by their own greed and incompetence! Tonight, Gordy thinks he sees a UFO, and Dumple is arrested for crimes against nature.
Ditch People
The Gorbler family has been living in a ditch for three generations, and ain’t nobody gonna tell them what to do! Tonight, a meth lab explosion threatens the ditch’s structural integrity and Smitty finally makes good on his threat to end his life.
Whore Fight!
What happens when Orange County’s baddest whores are forced to live under one roof? Tonight, the whores’ stepfathers come to visit, and all hell breaks loose when Krystyl shits in the hot tub.
My Dumb Addiction
Absolute goddamn morons are confronted by their pathetic loved ones regarding their stupid addictions. Tonight, Wally can’t stop getting kicked in the face by his horse, and Jennifer is addicted to drinking poison... but when a doctor tells them that their behavior might be dangerous, do they change their harmful habits?
Eat Shit!
Your favorite celebrities, degraded for money! Tonight, how much shit will former child star Courtney Rains eat for ten thousand dollars? The answer will surprise no one.
Dr. Asshole
Ten average joes are given $100 and asked to start a successful small business while being berated by horrible millionaire Dr. Asshole. Tonight, the contestants are invited to an uncomfortable dinner at Dr. Asshole’s golden pyramid in Central Park, and the Doctor beats Mike to death with a polo mallet when he tries to use a salad fork to eat Beluga caviar.
Garbage Wars
Enormous men battle each other for the right to buy piles of trash. Tonight, things are gonna get hairy when Rufus mistakes a used surgical bandage for a Honus Wagner baseball card.
Watch eight of your favorite old, fat, washed-up celebrities get the shit beaten out of them for “charity!” Tonight, 1980s stand-up star “Porky” Landers gets pushed down three flights of stairs... but will it be enough to top former soap opera heartthrob Peter Menarche getting hit in the goddamn face with a hammer and thrown off the top of the Space Needle?
Retards, Inc.
Three developmentally disabled brothers made a small fortune when they invented a groundbreaking new kind of backscratcher. Now, watch their lives fall to shambles as they’re destroyed by their own greed and incompetence! Tonight, Gordy thinks he sees a UFO, and Dumple is arrested for crimes against nature.
Ditch People
The Gorbler family has been living in a ditch for three generations, and ain’t nobody gonna tell them what to do! Tonight, a meth lab explosion threatens the ditch’s structural integrity and Smitty finally makes good on his threat to end his life.
Whore Fight!
What happens when Orange County’s baddest whores are forced to live under one roof? Tonight, the whores’ stepfathers come to visit, and all hell breaks loose when Krystyl shits in the hot tub.
My Dumb Addiction
Absolute goddamn morons are confronted by their pathetic loved ones regarding their stupid addictions. Tonight, Wally can’t stop getting kicked in the face by his horse, and Jennifer is addicted to drinking poison... but when a doctor tells them that their behavior might be dangerous, do they change their harmful habits?
Eat Shit!
Your favorite celebrities, degraded for money! Tonight, how much shit will former child star Courtney Rains eat for ten thousand dollars? The answer will surprise no one.
Dr. Asshole
Ten average joes are given $100 and asked to start a successful small business while being berated by horrible millionaire Dr. Asshole. Tonight, the contestants are invited to an uncomfortable dinner at Dr. Asshole’s golden pyramid in Central Park, and the Doctor beats Mike to death with a polo mallet when he tries to use a salad fork to eat Beluga caviar.
Garbage Wars
Enormous men battle each other for the right to buy piles of trash. Tonight, things are gonna get hairy when Rufus mistakes a used surgical bandage for a Honus Wagner baseball card.